One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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How did you remember all that? Again today we have had 2 thunder storms! After Alexa picked Caroline up,Gabriel went to Pat's and stayed all day while Christie worked and Julio ran errands. Julio,Jr is spending this month with them. Do you have all the little jobs done? My comment is very dull but it lets you know I am still alive and very interested in your Blogs. Love
Mom - I enjoy reading your comments. It's always nice to know you're still alive!!!! The "little" jobs on this boat never seem to end. Now, the dinghy motor isn't running right and the dinghy, which is an inflatable, is losing air. This means it probably has a hole in it somewhere. Love ya,
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